Epilepsy Awareness, Cat Love, & Sarcasm
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Bureau of Brain Glitches LED Night Light | Epilepsy Awareness Acrylic Desk Lamp
United States of Apparently LED Night Light | Funny Government Satire Acrylic Desk Lamp
Office of Seizure-Related Shenanigans Epilepsy Awareness Pinback Button
Neurologically Uncooperative Epilepsy Awareness Pinback Button
Brain.exe Has Encountered an Issue Epilepsy Awareness Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
Brain.exe Has Encountered an Issue Epilepsy Awareness Coffee Mug
Neurologically Uncooperative Epilepsy Awareness Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Jimothy Bubblegum Raccoon Pin | Funny Die-Cut Metal Lapel Pin
Bigfoot Bubblegum Pin | Funny Sasquatch Metal Lapel Pin
Federal Commission of Common Sense Pin | Currently Unstaffed Satirical Eagle Lapel Pin
Federal Commission on Common Sense – Currently Understaffed Embroidered Dad Hat | Funny Political Satire Cap
Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Eagle Seal Cork Coaster Set of 4 | Latin Motto Patriotic Decor
Unpredictable Brain, Unbreakable Spirit Women's Long Sleeve V-Neck Shirt | Epilepsy Awareness Purple Ribbon Tee
Professionally Elusive Bigfoot Vertical Bar Necklace
Socially selective. Professionally elusive. Bigfoot approved.
Bigfoot Bubblegum Cufflinks | Funny Sasquatch Stainless Steel Cuff Links
United States of Apparently Wall Clock | Funny Government Satire Patriotic Eagle Clock
United States of Apparently LED Night Light | Funny Government Satire Acrylic Desk Lamp
Non Omnia Videntur Bigfoot Men's Low-Top Canvas Sneakers | Sasquatch Shoes
Electile Dysfunction Patriotic Political Satire Women's Low-Top Canvas Sneakers
Jimothy Bubblegum Raccoon Pin | Funny Die-Cut Metal Lapel Pin
Bigfoot Bubblegum Pin | Funny Sasquatch Metal Lapel Pin
Jimothy Bubblegum Necklace | Sterling Silver Raccoon Pendant
Bigfoot Bubblegum Necklace | Sterling Silver Sasquatch Pendant
More to Come; Semicolon Sweatshirt | Mental Health Awareness Crewneck
Bigfoot Bath Time Shower Curtain | Funny Sasquatch Bathroom Decor
Bigfoot and His Cat: Officially Unbothered Sherpa Fleece Blanket | Cozy Sasquatch Throw
Federal Commission on Common Sense – Currently Understaffed Embroidered Dad Hat | Funny Political Satire Cap
Federal Commission on Common Sense Long Sleeve Shirt | Currently Understaffed Political Satire Tee
Bureau of Brain Glitches LED Night Light | Epilepsy Awareness Acrylic Desk Lamp
Office of Seizure-Related Shenanigans Epilepsy Awareness Pinback Button
My Brain Has Terrible Timing Epilepsy Awareness Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Neurologically Uncooperative Epilepsy Awareness Pinback Button
Brain.exe Has Encountered an Issue Epilepsy Awareness Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
Brain.exe Has Encountered an Issue Epilepsy Awareness Coffee Mug
Neurologically Uncooperative Epilepsy Awareness Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Unpredictable Brain, Unbreakable Spirit Women's Long Sleeve V-Neck Shirt | Epilepsy Awareness Purple Ribbon Tee
Unpredictable Brain, Unbreakable Spirit Mug | Epilepsy Awareness Purple Ribbon Coffee Cup | 11oz & 15oz
Epilepsy Awareness Neuron Steering Wheel Cover | Purple & Gold Brain Science Car Accessory
Neural Bloom Epilepsy Awareness Woven Throw Pillow | Golden Neurons & Purple Botanical Art | 17 × 18"
RHYTHM Epilepsy Awareness Vertical Bar Necklace | Engraved Stainless Steel
Post Tenebras LUX! | After Darkness, Light | Epilepsy & Suicide Awareness Soy Candle
Memento Vivere! Remember to Live 11 oz Ceramic Mug | Epilepsy & Suicide Awareness
Semper Resurgo Necklace | I Always Rise Again | Epilepsy & Suicide Awareness Bar Necklace
Semper Resurgo! Epilepsy & Suicide Awareness Long Sleeve Shirt | I Always Rise Again
In Fele Confido Cat Cufflinks | Funny Patriotic Gold-Tone Stainless Steel Cuff Links
Paws Before People Sweatshirt | Funny Pet Lover Crewneck
Bigfoot and His Cat: Officially Unbothered Sherpa Fleece Blanket | Cozy Sasquatch Throw
Retro Atomic Cat Print Steering Wheel Cover | Mid-Century Modern Car Accessory
Paws Off My Trinkets Ceramic Jewelry Dish | Funny Black Cat Ring Holder | Gold Trim Trinket Tray | 5 Shapes
Dandelion Wishes Kitten Woven Throw Pillow | Whimsical Cat & Wildflower Art | Cottagecore Decor | 17 × 18"
Retro Atomic Cats Woven Throw Pillow | Mid-Century Modern Cat Pattern | Vintage-Inspired Home Decor | 17 × 18"
In Fele Confido Woven Throw Pillow | Vintage Cat Presidential Seal | Patriotic Americana Decor | 17 × 18"
Cat Silhouette Houndstooth Body Pillow | Black & Cream Feline Pattern | 20" × 54" Decorative Accent Pillow
AL the Cat Shaped Pillow | Sassy White Cat Plush Cushion | Funny Cat Lover Gift
AL's Year in Snark | 2027 Funny Cat Wall Calendar | 12 Months of Sarcastic Comics
Gone Squatchin' 2027 Wall Calendar | 12 Months of Questionable Sightings with Cat
In Fele Confido Cat Coaster Set | Funny Feline Government Seal Cork Coasters, Set of 4
In Fele Confido Cat Crest Wall Clock | Funny Feline Government Seal Decor
Couple & Cat Heart Necklace | Engraved Stainless Steel Love Pendant
Minimalist Cat Whisker Bar Necklace | Engraved Cat Lover Jewelry with Heart Cutout
United States of Apparently Wall Clock | Funny Government Satire Patriotic Eagle Clock
United States of Apparently LED Night Light | Funny Government Satire Acrylic Desk Lamp
Electile Dysfunction Patriotic Political Satire Women's Low-Top Canvas Sneakers
Federal Commission of Common Sense Pin | Currently Unstaffed Satirical Eagle Lapel Pin
Federal Commission on Common Sense – Currently Understaffed Embroidered Dad Hat | Funny Political Satire Cap
Federal Commission on Common Sense Long Sleeve Shirt | Currently Understaffed Political Satire Tee
Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Eagle Seal Cork Coaster Set of 4 | Latin Motto Patriotic Decor
Federal Commission on Common Sense Mug | Currently Understaffed | Funny Government Satire Coffee Cup, 11oz
Bigfoot 2028 Jimothy for VP Poster | Funny Sasquatch Raccoon Political Campaign Wall Art
Red Wave Blue Wave I'm Seasick Coffee Mug | 2026 Midterm Election Political Humor | 11oz & 15oz
Red Wave Blue Wave I'm Seasick Long Sleeve Shirt | 2026 Midterm Election Political Humor
New Congress, Same Circus Sweatshirt | Funny Political Satire Crewneck
United States of Apparently Crewneck Sweatshirt | Funny Government Satire Eagle Seal
Office of Personal Effects Jewelry Box | Faux Government Seal Keepsake Box | Patriotic Eagle Jewelry Storage
Office of Personal Effects Trinket Dish | Funny Bureaucracy Eagle Seal Jewelry Tray | Gold Rim Ceramic Catchall
United States of Apparently Coffee Mug | Funny Political Satire Eagle Seal | Patriotic Parody Mug | 11 oz & 15 oz
MEET AL
AL wasn’t just a cat. He was the heart behind EpilepticAL.com.
Diagnosed with idiopathic epilepsy at a young age, AL inspired a mission built around awareness, understanding, and hope. Life with epilepsy was not always easy, but AL showed resilience every day. Between seizures, he was affectionate, goofy, stubborn, funny, and full of personality.
AL passed away in 2023 while being held and loved by his mom, the founder of this shop. His legacy now lives on through original products for people who support epilepsy awareness, love cats, appreciate sarcasm, and enjoy poking fun at government rules, official seals, and unnecessary bureaucracy. Because we are pretty sure AL would have made fun of bureaucracy too, had he not been born a cat.
Every purchase helps honor AL’s memory, spread epilepsy awareness, and bring a little more kindness, humor, and delightfully unofficial nonsense into the world.

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